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Cookie Monster Returns!

For most critters, winter is the season for hibernation. There is one beast that functions on the opposite schedule. He finally woke up this morning and is ready for a feast. That's right, folks - Santa is back to terrorize your cookie stash.

It is widely recommended that you hand over the goods peacefully. He's been known to kiss your mom or run over your grandma as battle tactics. Give 'em what he wants or he'll take what he can get. And he wants you. He wants you now.

So give a warm welcome-back to Cookie Monster!

November 12, 2013 by Freaker USA

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