We encourage customers to leave "special instructions" with their retail orders. Not only does it add humor to the morning, but it gives us a chance to make you feel like the beautiful and unique snowflake your mom always promised you were.
Last week we received this "special instruction" from a mysterious consumer:
"Please draw a penis of some sort with a mustache on the letter. I would also like an autographed picture of the stachemaster Adam Keen taking a shot of pertplus from a glass harmonica."
Let me clarify:
A.) We do not know an Adam Keen.
B.) The internet exists, so we're ABOUT to know an Adam Keen.
C.) This was the end result. FOR KIDS!