It’s here. I don’t even have to tell you what. Everyone waits. Everyone knows. Let’s get to it:
STARTING NOW: For every 2 Freakers you buy, we’re throwing in an extra mystery Freaker.
Buy two get one.
Buy ten get five.
Buy a twelve million get six million. For free.
It’s madness. It’s chaos. It’s Black Friday. Let’s party.
(Fun-town details: We’ll be packing in your extra Freakers manually, so don’t be rattled when your order confirmation doesn’t mention them. You don’t get to choose your mystery Freakers, but we promise to give you a good assortment. Everything is awesome, now go spend all of your money.)
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