A/S/L CYBER MONDAY!!!

I'm going to tell you a fairy tale:

Once upon a time it was Black Friday, and for every two Freakers you bought, you got an extra Mystery Freaker for free! In this utopian dream, the fine folks at Freaker USA did not bug you enough. So when Cyber Monday came around, they yelled again and upped the deal even further. For every ONE Freaker you bought, you got a FREE Mystery Freaker! Worlds collided, minds exploded, and they all lived happily ever after.

Of course it's only a fairy tale because we totally did bug the $#%@ out of you all weekend. One more time though, for the win.

CYBER MONDAY: FOR EVERY FREAKER YOU BUY, WE'RE THROWING IN A FREE MYSTERY FREAKER!!

Love you. Mic drop.