Ship your pants!

Once upon a time (yesterday) we screamed from the mountains that the 17th (yesterday) was the last day for guaranteed Christmas deliveries via the normal USPS shipping option! Did you miss it? Are you in the throes of shipping devastation? Don't worry! Priority 2-day mail still exists! You still have time! There is hope yet! 

We love you. We believe in you. We want to wrap you up and put you in a tiny ribboned box because you're the greatest gift to planet Earth. Merry freakin' Christmas, y'all.