Just talk to me, D-Rod.

For last week's Freaker Friday, we asked what you and Dennis Rodman would chat about in a newsroom scenario. The moment that your tweets started spilling in, we started to get jealous.

Our jealousy about your hypothetical conversations with Dennis Rodman wasn't a normal jealousy. It was uncontrollable jealousy. The kind of jealousy that makes you buy a boat just to set it on fire. The kind of jealousy that forces you to marry yourself in a fit of jealously (of yourself.)

There was only one logical option at this point. We flew to Newsroom, USA and called our old friend D-Rod. This was the result.

Two peas in a freakpod.