Were you denied your deserved Blue Blood when Bloomingdales sold out of it's online stock? Did you feel the true depths of depravity? "THERE IS NO JUSTICE," you yelled from your ivory tower. Every time your team lost a game, you undeniably traced the evidence back to Bloomingdales.com and their lack of Blue Blood Freakers. You were living in the dark ages. Maybe you still are.
There is hope, my friend. Bloomingdales has a Super Bowl pop-up shop on 59th street in Manhattan right now. They have your coveted Blue Bloods for sale. For you. Just for you.
Now go forth and prosper, young buck.