This is Franz Josef Glacier. It specializes in glacier stuff and Freakers.
We're in the process of updating our store locator. One of the international shops gave us an especially hard time with a correct address because the "city" is listed AS AN EFFIN' GLACIER. In New Zealand. A glacier in New Zealand. A KIWI GLACIER, PEOPLE!
There is a GLACIER that has nothing at all BUT ICE BECAUSE IT'S A GLACIER, and people come and HANG OUT ON A GLACIER... and the gift shop sells Freakers.
My work here is finished. Enjoy the sunshine, kiddos.