New Freaker: Unicorn On The Cob!

It's cold. It's really cold. Being southerners, we don't know how to deal with the cold. Our only defense from winter is bourbon and imagination. Consider this a formal invitation to hide away in an alternative universe with us until the southern ice-age passes. It's a fantasy world of adventure and mishap. Of mythical creatures and beverage insulators. A fantasy world where YOU asked for a glitter unicorn Freaker and dreams came true.

That's right folks. The general public asked for a glitter unicorn. If it fails, we're blaming democracy. How's that for a utopian society?

Ladies and gentlemen, give a warm welcome to the newest member of the Freaker family... Unicorn On The Cob! Complete with metallic glitter yarns!