New Freaker: Oh, Canada.

Our northern neighbors don't get enough credit for their sense of humor, and trust me, it's all humor. (With the arguable exception of Neil Young.)

PROOF: Pamela Anderson. Extreme manners. Keanu Reeves. EH? Drake. The word "Ogopogo." Rob Ford. CELINE. DION. With equal parts love and jest, it's time to celebrate our eagle's tophat and its all-encompassing hilarity.

Ladies & Gentlemen, give a warm welcome to the newest Freaker in the family... Oh Canada!