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Last week, we had the honor of hosting our very own Australians! (Disclaimer: the Australians are "ours" solely because they distribute Freakers to Australia. We do not own the Australians, as that would be rude and also very illegal.)
This banner was originally our welcome sign for the Australians, but we all expect that it will have a long and prosperous future here in Freakerville. Welcome to the new epoch of hellllllllllloooooooo-signs and Dolly Parton. It's going to be a good ride, y'all.