Don't Go Bacon My Heart!

We keep hearing that bacon is a trend. A novelty. A passing of the wind. To be fair, there are multiple things passing in the wind when it comes to fatty fried fad foods - but let's leave bacon out of this.

Bacon is here to stay. Bacon is eternal. Bacon is love. And you know it.

Ladies and gentlemen, give a warm welcome to the newest member of the Freaker family... Don't Go Bacon My Heart!