Patriot Sale!

Stop! Quick! Look behind you! America's favorite birthday party is sneaking up ninja-quick. What do you need to prepare? The basics, obviously: frilly hats, backyard explosives, Mel Gibson, hawt dogs and hot dawgs.

And Freakers. An abundance of Freakers. To help you prepare, we're having a sale!

From now until the 4th of July, we're throwing in a free Baberaham Lincoln for every 3 Freakers you buy!

Buy 3, Get 1, Buy 6, Get 2, Buy a jamillion, get a third of a jamillion ...For freedom!