Submissions via Brian T. White & Spencer Bland

We usually announce the winners of Freaker Friday exclusively in our Tuesday newsletter. Today is special. Last week we asked you to share with us the most American thing you could find. 

Is there a better way to celebrate Canada Day than praising extreme American patriotism? (Spoiler Alert: No. No there is not.)

Without further ado, we present some of the most American Freaker Friday submissions of the past week: 

Tom Shaw: Multiple submissions? I don't care. I just found Kid Rock wearing an American Flag poncho with what looks like a blurry boner. 

 Smash it all in! (Submissions via Erin Berkeley and Kristi Geske)

Hero edition! (Submissions via Casey Marie Stein, Joseph Del Johnson, Julia Royall, and Chelsea Rockwell)

(via Jordan Smordan) 

Happy Birthday, Canada!!!