Christmas in July: BOGO Sale!

It's Christmas in July! And it goes a little something like this:
Everybody loves a BoGo
Got the ladies dancing like GoGo
When they see the Freaker logo
Use the extra funds for a trip to Togo
It's Christmas in July, hoho...ho.

And there goes our rap career.

From now until Thursday, for every Freaker you buy, we'll be adding in a free Mystery Freaker!

Buy one, get one. Buy two, get two. Buy a gazillion, get a gazillion. You know the drill.

(Yes, each Mystery Freaker you get will be of a different style! When you don't see the extras on your shipping confirmation - have no fear. We'll be adding them in manually!)