New Freaker: Tooth Fairy!

Remember going to kindergarten with no teeth? The situation was made somehow less-awful by a mythical pixie that left candy under your pillow.

There are a handful of pleasant little fairies that were part of childhood (fairy princesses, fairy godmothers, Ru Paul), but tooth fairy is the most inexplicable. Out of all the magical powers a fairy can choose, what kind of creep wants to steal mouth-bones* from sleeping children?

Today that mystery has been solved. The tooth fairy is no wood sprite. It's a screwball wonky walrus. After all those years, you can finally sleep well tonight. You're welcome.

Ladies & Gentlemen, please give a warm welcome to the newest member of the Freaker Family... Tooth Fairy!