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What's destroying the youth of America today? Rap music and video games? Oh. Booooooring.
We've been using that excuse for over 20 years. That argument is older than Justin Bieber. Older than the tv show "Friends." IT'S OLDER THAN THE WORLD WIDE WEB.
If we had followed the dictates of Wu Tang, we would all be chugging heavy cream and recreationally wearing neck braces for added protection.
And video games? Well. A wise sensei named The Internet once said "If Pac-Man had effected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching on magic pills and listening to repeditive electronic music." Chew on that, naysayers.
Ladies & Gentlemen, please give a warm welcome to the newest member of the Freaker Family... Ghost-Face!!