Wedding Whizzlers!

Alisha Payne Dallas Thomas
THEY GOT HITCHED!! (Yes. To each other.)

Our Queen B & our Harder-Than-Drake designer tied the knot on Saturday! Eeeeeaaaayayaya!

Perks to "your special day" include: chugging chicken wine straight out of the bottle. Because you want to. Because back off.

Congratulations on a perfect coupling. Ya dun good, little birds.

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