Video killed the radio star, internet killed the video star. This is great news for people that thrive off of endlessly weird cats, videos of hamsters playing pianos and photos of sharks eating pizza.

The world can be a dark place, and sometimes all it truly needs is an adorability vigilante. MmmmmmHM. You heard me. A Batman of cute stuff. Ladies and gentlemen, you'e in luck. It's Friday. Gotham is saved.

What you are Winning:

We have 5 care packages this week featuring iconic cartoon embroidered pillows from P'illoporto!

By day - Phil Marden. New York Times illustrator. Work featured in MOMA. Currently living in Portland, illustrating columns for The Times.

By night - Phil Marden. Awesome-stuff vigilante. Cartoon extraordinaire. Decorative pillow wizard. Fighter of the darkness.

"Bold minimalist design and retro-inspired graphics evoke vintage illustration, early mass-production, comic art and advertising."

It's true. And we're all better off because of it.

Each winner also gets 2 embroidered P'illoporto pillows, made in Portland, and a Manneater Freaker!

How to Enter:

Get on Facebook, find this graphic, and leave a photo comment with the most adorable thing you can find. Battle of the cutes. It's on.

Winners announced in our Tuesday newsletter!