Freaker Friday: The Hooky!

Slogans are under-appreciated. Slogans are one-liners with a purpose. A motto that sells you. A proverb that doesn't say anything important. A jingle that doesn't give away your karaoke handicap.

Today we're celebrating the simple beauty of these weirdo catchphrases and we're inviting you to the word party.

Slogan of the day: We did it all for The Hooky.

WHAT YOU'RE WINNING: We have 5 care packages this week featuring The Hooky keychains!

"Solid. Simple. Spinny." is The Hooky's winning slogan. The Hooky is an "unobtrusive, lightweight keychain that can easily but securely hook onto belt loops and straps." Are you a serial key-loser? Not anymore, Buster.

Aluminum, functional, clean... and perfectly designed to spin on your finger, so you can silently and successfully give the hint that you are ready to leave that Friday afternoon board meeting.

Nick and Dave, two North Carolina all-stars, are smack-dab in the middle of a Kickstarter campaign to get this baby off the ground, so each winner will be getting a product so exclusive that nobody else has one yet - even the people that have paid for it.

Each winner gets a Hooky and a Poli Sci-Fi Freaker!

HOW TO ENTER:Get on Facebook, find this graphic, and leave a comment with your personal slogan for a chance to win!

Winners announced in our Tuesday newsletter!