New Freaker Alert: Irrigator!

It's that time of the year where everybody complains about the weather. It's been raining, snowing, drizzy drake-ing, but we're taking a stand against grumbling about things beyond our control.

Spring is right around the corner. Do you know what that means? It means slip n' slides. It means joy parades. Lemonade stands. Tire swings.

Most importantly, it means Zoolander gas-station hose fights, and we're here to give you a head start. (Disclaimer: We've replaced all male models with alligators. Enjoy!)

Ladies and gentlemen, give a warm welcome to the newest member of the Freaker Family... Irrigator!