New Freaker: Love Stinks!!

Last week we released Love Glove for the heart-loving, sweet-talking, cheerful optimists. We here at Freaker USA believe in equal opportunity though, so today we're pampering the cynics.

You know who you are. You've declared war on mid-February. Your official Valentine's date is Charles Bukowski. You're going to Rascal Town. In a tub of whiskey. To watch Die Hard marathons. And it's going to be awesome.

This one is for you, tiger. It's a big heart pooping little hearts. True romance, y'all.

Ladies and gentlemen, give a warm welcome to the newest member of the Freaker Family... Love Stinks!