Tug Life!

Dear Mama,

A wise sensei once said "I didn't choose the Tug Life, the Tug Life chose me." Today we honor the nautical explorers, heroes and bandits who have sailed the high seas so everyone else can live vicariously through the adventures.

Whether you're hailing Mary or sailing the Queen Mary (Motherboy, anyone?) everybody needs an anchor to hold down their proverbial fort.

Ladies and gentlemen, give a warm welcome to the newest member of the Freaker Family... Tug Life!