Freaker Friday: The Jam Stand!

Unless you’re a ski instructor, snowball enthusiast, or serial masochist, spring is a time to rejoice. You showed winter who’s boss. You made winter your minion. You told it to shoo on it’s little way, and it finally listened. Do a little dance, make a little love, go outside and frollick in the meadows - I’m not here to tell you HOW to celebrate, but you should definitely celebrate.

We here at Freaker USA are big fans of sweet jams. If you need us, you can find us in a stranger’s flower garden with a loaded boombox and The Macarena. It’s Friday. Feel free to join.

WHAT YOU'RE WINNING: We have 9 care packages this week featuring packaged happiness from The Jam Stand!

The sweet girls at the Jam Stand are official ambassadors of smiles. Jessica and Sabrina mix charismatic flavors and adventurous personalities for an A+ experience into the world of jams. Peach + Sriracha? Yep. You're My Boy Blue-berry Bourbon? Absolutely.

The Jam Stand is more than just an artisan food company though - it is a business model that we should all aspire to. "Every interaction you’ll have with The Jam Stand; at a local market, grocery store or online is simply jovial and that’s how the company and its products are designed from the ground up." This philosophy has labeled The Jam Stand as "Brooklyn's happiest food company" bio, and for that we want to bearhug all of you. Bravo, ladies. Bravo.

Each winner also gets a Pelican't Touch This Freaker!

HOW TO ENTER: If you were a pop music sensation, what would you choose as a stage name? Get on Facebook, find this graphic, and give us your answer in the comments section for your chance to win!

Winners announced in our Tuesday newsletter!