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There are so many ways to try and get to know a stranger. Where are you from? What's your sign? What do you do for money? Your spirit animal? Everytime somebody pops the question, we have an automated response. Spirit animal? Easy.
An alpaca. Smoking a cigarette. With laser eyes. Staring at a girlbutt. Alpacass. Of course.
Ladies and gentlemen, give a warm re-introduction to one of our long-lost favorite Freakers... Alpacass!