Are you an aspiring doodler?
In need of bragging rights so you can finally talk to that cute girl at the gym?
Are you a closeted freak seeking an outlet for liberation?
Do you have an imaginary friend you'd like to see cuddling the liquids of America?
Do you simply have nothing else to do today? Are you haunted by the blinding beauty of your grandfather's old sweater?
Are you one of those people who chronically enter odd contests?
We have a little something for you, dear friend.
At least one of you honies will be the designer of a very special Freaker in our next line! Send us your designs on the Freaker template and let's get freaky!