We're smack-dab in the middle of a stifling heat wave. Here are our top 5 tips on how to stay chilly when you find yourself inside of a volcano:
5. Take an exotic 2 week vacation inside of an air-conditioned Ikea.
4. Become a shapeshifting warg and become a penguin in the Arctic (I'm looking at you, Bran Stark.)
3. Quit your day job & start a members-only kiddy-pool appreciation-club.
2. Learn the art of seductive winking and practice on a refrigeration company's employees.
1. Stay fresh to stay cool.
Ladies & gentlemen, give a warm welcome to our latest Freaker re-release... Fresh Prints!
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