Fresh Prints!

We're smack-dab in the middle of a stifling heat wave. Here are our top 5 tips on how to stay chilly when you find yourself inside of a volcano:

5. Take an exotic 2 week vacation inside of an air-conditioned Ikea.

4. Become a shapeshifting warg and become a penguin in the Arctic (I'm looking at you, Bran Stark.)

3. Quit your day job & start a members-only kiddy-pool appreciation-club.

2. Learn the art of seductive winking and practice on a refrigeration company's employees.

1. Stay fresh to stay cool.

Ladies & gentlemen, give a warm welcome to our latest Freaker re-release... Fresh Prints!