Freak of the Week: New Contest of Cunning Wit and Shameful Puns

freak of the week

So today the Freakerteam is feeling a little thing called "proud-of-themselves." 

Not because:
1. They got more than 3 hours of sleep last night. 
2. They had a business meeting on the beach yesterday and finally realized it was summertime.
3. Lauren's dog did NOT eat the shoes left on the office floor yet.

But rather...
Justin added comment-capabilities on the Freaker pages!

So in celebration of his technological ephiphanies, we're launching a new weekly game - Freak of the Week! 
Give us your best (AKA "worst") puns and the winner gets a free spotlighted-Freaker. 

This week: R.L. Stine
Hit us with your most vile. We're already getting goosebumps just thinking about it.