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With last week's release of Jurassic World, there are now three types of people in the world: people who have not seen it, people who want pet raptors, and people who are lying to themselves about not wanting pet raptors.
Even though we're not in the business of genetics, we ARE in the business of making dreams come true. Make way for the tiny arms and hold on to your butts, kids.
Ladies & gentlemen, give a warm welcome to the newest member of the Freaker family... Lance Tiny-Arms Strong!