As we cross into the California sunshine, let's take a look back at the last week of bright lights & convention centers!
Unfortunately, we didn't find a single Elvis impersonator & none of us had unbearable urges to spontaneously marry a stranger. All of those movies were fictional!?
This is the hot-mess that happens during a trade show setup. Shockingly, it only got messier as she decided to dye her hair bright red & accidentally splattered it across the bathroom wall in the hotel. It was necessary to leave a love note for the maids explaining that nobody was brutally murdered the night before.
This city was chocked full of beautiful freaks!
We've been in more hardware stores in the past 2 weeks than we knew existed! This time, no strip shows were involved.
However, it is an exhausting place and there are limited napping opportunities. Get it while you can. Namely, the check-out line.
In other news, this is the interaction with the California Inspection Control:
Inspector: What are you doing here?
I: Where are you coming from?
Z: North Carolina.
I: Where did you get the plant?
I: What is Lowes?
Z: The hardware store.
I: Where is this Hardware store?
I: You can't take the plant.
Z: .......Would you like a Freaker?
Stay freaky, universe.