As we cross into the California sunshine, let's take a look back at the last week of bright lights & convention centers!
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Unfortunately, we didn't find a single Elvis impersonator & none of us had unbearable urges to spontaneously marry a stranger. All of those movies were fictional!?
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This is the hot-mess that happens during a trade show setup. Shockingly, it only got messier as she decided to dye her hair bright red & accidentally splattered it across the bathroom wall in the hotel. It was necessary to leave a love note for the maids explaining that nobody was brutally murdered the night before.
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This city was chocked full of beautiful freaks!
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We've been in more hardware stores in the past 2 weeks than we knew existed! This time, no strip shows were involved.
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(Trade-)Showgirls
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However, it is an exhausting place and there are limited napping opportunities. Get it while you can. Namely, the check-out line.
In other news, this is the interaction with the California Inspection Control:
Inspector: What are you doing here?
Zach: Driving.
I: Where are you coming from?
Z: North Carolina.
I: Where did you get the plant?
Z: Lowes.
I: What is Lowes?
Z: The hardware store.
I: Where is this Hardware store?
Z: Arizona.
I: You can't take the plant.
Z: .......Would you like a Freaker?
I: Yes.
Stay freaky, universe.