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We took a week off, but now we're flying back into the Freak pun action!! For the last Freak of the Week, we visited Trenchtown for some jammin. Annnnd the winners areeeeeeeee...
♫ Emancipate your self from warm damp slavery♫.
♫None but a Freaker can free your drink♫.
♫Have no fear of this beverage sweatery♫.
♫And yet so fashionable, don't you think♫.
♫How long will they drink warm beverages♫.
♫while we stand aside and look♫.
♫Some say that's just a part of it♫.
♫But they must have misunderstood♫.
♫So won't you help me sing - this song of Freakdom♫.
♫Covers all the drinks I've ever had♫.
♫even protects my bong♫.
♫Freak Redemption Song♫.
This week, we're going to travel from Trenchtown to a birfday party! KUPTAKES!! Let's celebrate! Give us your best puns on the product page & the winners get a free Freaker flown right to your doorstep!!