Mockery Solutions

So last night 5 men got together to sing congratulatory songs to Lauren. She did not particularly express thanks nor joy at the man-party, but we all know that secretly she enjoyed it. Instead, she took away all their Freakers and agreed to eat some of their cake

And then she went to her corner and played with her toys. Alone. In a fit on thinly-veiled not-anger. 

Congratulations, Lauren. We're all very happy for you.