RussianFreakCakes: Lost in Translation

Today we found this little tidbit on the worldwidefreakweb! Design Zoom, we want to thank you from the bottom of our freakhearts for this piece of beauty. 

Oh wait, it get's better. 
Devastated by the fact that none of the Freakerteam is actually fluent in the Russian language, we pouted... but no fear! Google Translate came riding in to the rescue on it's shining horse of internet-tubes! This made our day. This actually made all the days.

Knitted blankets and the greatest opening line to a Freaker review in the history of Freaker reviews. Enjoy!