New Freaker: Swine Flute!

The VMAs were this weekend and OH BUDDY, extravagance was flying. Nails done? Hair done? Everything did? Oh you fancy, huh? Playing dress up is infinitely more fun when you accept that you're a filthy hippie underneath it all (I'm looking at you, Miley.) Today, we celebrate the fancypants paradox that we've all played along with. Pigs are flying; let's party.

Ladies and gentlemen, please give a warm welcome to the newest member of the Freaker Family... Swine Flute!