Interview Procedures

 Today we got a new intern! We would like to formally introduce you to the newest member of the Freakerteam! 

- His name is Nolan. 
- Nobody has asked him what his middle name is yet, but we're all going to assume that it is Ray. Just like Justin Mitchener. 
- He (probably) enjoys grooming dogs, drawing rollercoasters and giving dollars to strangers in his free time. 
- He reminds us of a guy who would enjoy apple juice. 

This was both his interview and initiation process. He survived, therefore he is hired. HOORAY! 

Welcome Nolan! We hope your time with the Freakerteam is filled with "excitement" and "joy" with little-to-no "terror" or "harassment." 

The end.