Acafreakia! Tonight!

 Question: Who's speaking at UNCW today?

Answer: These freakin' guys are! 

Question: That's going to be real weird. I want to come, but I have exactly zero dollars. 

Answer: That wasn't a question. But it's super free, however, space is limited so you have to register. 

Question: This is excellent news. I love registering. Where is it?

Answer: Madeline Suite at 5:30. Whatever that means. I didn't go to UNCW. 

Question: So, which one of you is the designated driver of the Freak Mobile?

Answer: Save it for tonight. The end!