Resolutions of the New Year

When we saw Woody Guthrie's list of New Years resolutions for 1942, we here at The Freakerteam felt a surge of inspiration. 

We really are so moved by this 70 year old document that we must plagiarize it's motivations. 

So we're going to make a New Years list of our own. Ladies and Gents, we present to you...

The Grand Freak Resolves!

1. Find our lost Vin Diesel cardboard Freakerhead. 

2. Obtain through any means possible the golden unicorn that currently belongs to the perfect ladies of Ruby Assata

3. Never make another image like this one ever ever ever again. 

4. Bring this side of Zach around more often.

5. ....Floss?