Alternative Title: WE CAN PLAY THIS GAME TOO, YOU BIG DREAM-CRUSHING JERKS.
Yesterday when the Freaker Office discovered that the Travelling Freaks had met their collective hero, Sexy Sax Man, they all but cried. (This is a lie. Some of them actually did cry.) So the office decided that they were allowed to follow their dreams just as solidly as Zach and Oliver had followed the office's dreams.
And thus emerged a beautiful love-phoenix from the ashes of Sexy-Sax-Man-Grief:
It's true! Sergio Flores jetpacked himself all the way from Vegas to North Carolina to carelessly whisper the sanity back into the Freaker office. Lauren fell hopelessly in love with his pecks and he serenaded her with his mystical sax of lust.
It was exhilarating!! Here, you can see our new intern Matthew "getting down with his bad self" in an uncontrollable fit a joy.
Justin and Sexy-Sax-Man really hit it off right away. It was obvious that they are destined to be Bros 4 Eva!
Alisha, also, was thrilled with our new best friend, Sexy Sax Man. Here, you can see her shamelessly writhing to the rhythm of his Sexy-Soul-Saxophone.
And then they all went out and watched saxy sports and hung out all saxy like... because that's what people do when they are soulmates.