New Freakers: Electile Dysfunction!

We're 4 days out from Halloween. We could ramble on about ghost stories and zombie cripwalks, but we've found something scarier than glitter vampires and teen pregnancy (or whatever Twilight was about.)

Just 72 hours after Halloween comes a day when the other kind of ghouls come out to play. The scariest clowns of them all. The bloodbath of political campaigns collide on Election Day, and while this year's Election Day is more Leslie Knope-y than it is Frank Underwood-y, it will mark the countdown for an election season to remember.

Ladies and gentlemen, give a warm welcome to the newest members of the Freaker Family... Donald Trunk and Donkey Show!