This Week's Freak of the Week Giveaway

Hey there, everyone playing along at home! Before we get down to business, let's announce last week's winners!!!!

In the "Make us giggle" category we have SHELBY TREICHLER with these lovely words:

"Call Me a Savage, but I have No Limit to where I will hide my Clara Bow eggs this weekend. True to the Navy, I will hide them at a Wild Party or in my Red Hair. I can hide them in Wine or Beyond the Rainbow. Or I can hide them under Wings or, Blame it on my Parisian Love, hide them in It. You know what It is. (I could go on but I'll stop at ten)."

Her words were disorienting, and exciting, and made us tingle in new places!

Now for the uber scientific, random winner selection process! (Please stand by)


And the winner is.... JENNIFER BIAS (Pants and all)

Winners send us your address so we can pack your new prizes with love and send them on their way. (Clara Bow is a delicate lady. Treat her nicely)

On to this week.

We are just dying to give away one of these bad boys!

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