Half apologizing. Half mesmerizing.

Anybody that ordered Freakers on our website yesterday can blame Peter Fairman for the atrocity of their love notes. He had the audacity to share an article entitled "Zach Braff and Mark Foster spotted bronoodling, brag about exploiting wannabe-indie mainstreamers."

This article has effectively ruined the professionalism of our Wednesday and the purity of your mailbox. Godspeed, Thursday.