Did you miss Benji Hughes at the Calico Room last night due to your overwhelming discovery of Seal's full name?!
Google reports: "Seal Henry Olusegun Olumide Adeola Samuel, popularly known simply as Seal."
It is devastating to butcher pronunciation that violently, so we understand. Well. We have great news for you. Benji is playing another show tonight and tickets are still being sold right here! I can guarantee that you will later classify this purchase in your "good life decisions" folder. We got to sit down (EMAIL.) with Benji (NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH SEAL) and ask him about the life mysteries (LIKE WALLPAPER.) that have always haunted your restless spirits.
Ladies and gents, I present to you, our exclusive interview with Benji Hughes:
Freakerteam: Benji, You say that you don't negotiate with terrorists. Have you ever made an exception to this rule?
Benji Hughes: My policy is that I do not negotiate with terriers . I gave this cute little terrier a pupperoni once- I told the dog to sit- It refused. I learned my lesson.
What about a terrordactyl?
If you got to be a wallpaper pattern in the bathroom of a hospital, what would you look like?
When you were a kid, you probably wanted to be an astronaut, right? How do you emotionally cope with your failures in space?
I am an angel.
In light of recent events, how can we be sure that you won't eat our collective faces?