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Continue ShoppingBenji Hughes Pt. 2 of 2 (TOOTOO TUTU!)
Did you miss Benji Hughes at the Calico Room last night due to your overwhelming discovery of Seal's full name?!
Google reports: "Seal Henry Olusegun Olumide Adeola Samuel, popularly known simply as Seal."
It is devastating to butcher pronunciation that violently, so we understand. Well. We have great news for you. Benji is playing another show tonight and tickets are still being sold right here! I can guarantee that you will later classify this purchase in your "good life decisions" folder. We got to sit down (EMAIL.) with Benji (NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH SEAL) and ask him about the life mysteries (LIKE WALLPAPER.) that have always haunted your restless spirits.
Ladies and gents, I present to you, our exclusive interview with Benji Hughes:
Freakerteam: Benji, You say that you don't negotiate with terrorists. Have you ever made an exception to this rule?
Benji Hughes: My policy is that I do not negotiate with terriers . I gave this cute little terrier a pupperoni once- I told the dog to sit- It refused. I learned my lesson.
What about a terrordactyl?
I assume they're has been a misspeling(agin).If this question is in regards to the afore mentioned terrier- yes. The terrier was active in disregarding my pupperoni initiative
If you got to be a wallpaper pattern in the bathroom of a hospital, what would you look like?
Love.
When you were a kid, you probably wanted to be an astronaut, right? How do you emotionally cope with your failures in space?
I am an angel.
Do you remember what the box of the Twister game looks like? Of course you do. Which kid is your favorite?
No. No I don't .
Your shows in Wilmington are June 14-15. Do you see any Satanic significance in these numbers?
Of course I see Satanic significance in these and all numbers. Satan can suck it
In light of recent events, how can we be sure that you won't eat our collective faces?
In light of recent events, how can we be sure that you won't eat our collective faces?
How can you be sure of anything? I may melt your face off but I will not eat it ...you're just going to have to trust me.
I'll try. Thank you. So, did you work out today?
Yes.
And there it is folks. Tickets here. Calico Room. 8pm. See you tonight. Bring your friend Seal.