Bottle Battles

The office-battle for a new American Flag Freaker name rages on, but all hope has not been lost. Peace can be seen vaguely on the horizon and The Freakerteam has narrowed down the plethora of suggestions, mindwarps & bad puns down to four final contestants:

1. Home Team

2. Eaglebeak

3. Baberaham Lincoln 

4. Craigslist

The conversations of violence have taken a regressive turn as the original "America the Freaker" fans are now rooting for "Home Team," while the "Din Viesel" lovers are campaigning for ......Craigslist. This is semantical philosophy at it's symbolic finest, folks.