Reign of Multi-legged Terror

Readers beware, if you have a squirmish 

This really happened (yesterday.) To real people (us.) 

Alisha found a cockroach in her purse. Skies fell, dreams shattered, and this was her genuine face of afflicted terror. And thus, chaos ensues. 

It was if "cries of disgust & screams of panic" were Justin's evolutionary mating call. He was at the scene of the roach-crime almost immediately like a knight in shining anti-roach armor. 

Moral of the story: Ladies, it is in everyone's benefit to have a wily graphic-designer around you at all points in time. (Message me for details on his family life, contact info, & dating status.)