Mr. Waffles 4 President 2012!

This past weekend, a couple members of the Freakerteam travelled into foreign territory. Anything could happen in this alien land, but we evaluated the risk and decided to take our chances in this unknown land that some call "South Carolina." 

World, I am ecstatic to introduce you to Gloria (AKA Mrs. Waffles.) You can find her at Mr. Waffles in Conway, South Carolina.  Presumably, she will Waffle things. She is perfect. 

Also in the news, I'm not sure why the people at Time Warner Cable won't accept Freakers as acceptable forms of payment. Think of all the important documents they could save if their water bottles weren't sweating so dang much. #RELEVANT.