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With a whole 1.5 weeks of being "Sold Out," the little mama has made a victorious come-back and is currently what some scientists call "hot off the press"
Welcome back, silly goose. In celebration of this journey, here's a photo slideshow of Adrienne's evolution:
There are two things you may not know about Adrienne:
1. Despite her youthful appearance, she's actually extremely old in Freaker years
2. She use to be a he.
After "the procedure," Adrienne was emotionally torn as to what ladyname she should adopt. One day, she found herself in the hands of a beautiful woman that was probably even born a woman. An everlasting friendship was formed. Also, the Freaker stole her name.
A year later (which is approximately 4,000 in FreakerYears), Adrienne and Adrienne live happily ever after!
I know this is an inspirational story - but PLEASE, Hollywood, stop calling already. Adrienne-the-Freaker is camera shy. Have some respect.