True Story, Bro.

Yesmam', Freakers really do fit on all of these things.

Lately, we've been getting a lot of questions like this:

"Is it just a decorative beer sweater?" / "Does it fit on a can or a 5th of whiskey?" / "Will the Freaker really lead us into a new era of world peace?"

Here are the respective answers:

"Na, silly! It's a life changing insulator that will decorate your beer, but also keep it cold. And also your sodapop and lemonaide and elixirs of any sort!" / "It will fit on most things that are not "your head," unless of course you have a very special head." / ".....SURE, WHY NOT?"

Wah-lah!