Damn thing gone blind.

Tricksters! Retreaters! Take heed! Come hither! SpookMasterFlex is here!!

Introducing: Black Betty! Only 250 have been made of this maiden (bam-ba-lam!) and the damn thing's gone wild (bam-ba-lam!)

She's going to be creeping around on our website for one week only, and then meet her doom next Wednesday, October 31st. Getchu some of that special sauce, while supplies last!

Happy Halloween, little spiders!