St. Nicholas Ninja

Badass Ninja

December snuck up on us like a knit ninja. You only barely glimpse that Christmas stealth, adorned in red and green bling, climbing down your chimney, eating all of your rice cookies, kissin' your mama. This is the face of holiday terror.

So here is our friendly Freaker shopping-sword:

All domestic orders made by December 19th will make it to your doorstep before Christmas!**


**All packages are shipped within 24 hours of your order. Once they are out of our hands, it is the responsibility of USPS to do their job correctly and they have stated that all packages shipped before this date are in the clear. :) **


This is the time of shop-scurrying, and while it has been proven in the past that it's technically possible to remember everything and everyone before December 25th, it's also technically probable that we don't live in a perfect world.

December 19th, people. You can be the Responsibility Pirate to the Christmas Ninja after-all!