GUYS! If you're reading this, it means that you have joined the ranks of survivors of both the Mayan Apocalypse and Christmas Madness 2012. Congratulations! We are truly very proud of you, being alive and all.

Most of us made it out in one piece, but there were a couple close calls (OF DOOM.) Pictured above is the view from our office window this morning during a tornado watch. Is there anything more post-apocalyptic? (Correct answer: Yes.)

This was the first thing we saw when we got to work the morning of the infamous Mayan Apocalypse. There was only one explanation, and all roads led to Zombies. This was the beginning of the end, we were sure of it.

Even our interior decorations were terrified! Inanimate objects may not know most human feelings, but they sure as hell know how to self destruct in a zombie apocalypse.  

Before the MyLittlePony zombie outbreak could spread too far, our fearless Freaker guard dogs snarled in and saved the day! And thus, we were all able to enjoy a very Merry Christmas with minimal attacks from the undead. 

Moral of the story: Never underestimate the heroic power of a terrier in Christmas sweater. The end.